Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...