What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...