A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...