Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...