Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...