Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Oprectomy
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The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
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Bull free in Tokoyo
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Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.