If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...