Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...