Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...