Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...