What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...