Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...