A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...