I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...