Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...