Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...