Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Oprectomy
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What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...