People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...