Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...