Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...