Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!