I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...