Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...