Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...