You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...