Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....