Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...