In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...