Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...