Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...