Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?