Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…