Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...