Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...