Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
New Year’s Resolutions
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what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...