Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...