Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...