Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...