The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...