What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...