God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...