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Origin of Lawyers
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Condoms for My Camels
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Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Who is on First?
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A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
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10 things to never say to a naked man…
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Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.