Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...