Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...