Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...