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Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
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1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Automotive horror
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I’m gaining weight doctor
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Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...