My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...