A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...