Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.