little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!