My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
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The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.