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Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
A bunch of better idiots!
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The new priest gets drunk!
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Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
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The Big Horse Race
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That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
How do you make a cat drink?
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